Warning: This book will either make you want to rip your hair, leave you in tears, or leave you on the floor laughing.
Are you tired of seeing the most cliche tropes or the most nonsensical books? I know the feeling, because I'm tired of them as well. And that's why I am writing this book, to honour the most trashy wattpad books to exist *note the sarcasm*. And that's it, I hope you guys hate this book! :)
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody.
NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes.
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Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her blood. Over time their friendship blossoms into a hot and embarrassing, steamy romance. However, odds are not in their favor. Together, Tim and Amber must sacrifice everything to destroy the Illuminati.