Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

What has peppa turned into??? Everyone fears her! Even the grass!

a true love story 😍😍😍

Warning: This book will either make you want to rip your hair, leave you in tears, or leave you on the floor laughing. Are you tired of seeing the most cliche tropes or the most nonsensical books? I know the feeling, because I'm tired of them as well. And that's why I am writing this book, to honour the most trashy wattpad books to exist *note the sarcasm*. And that's it, I hope you guys hate this book! :)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

𝗔 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘀𝘁, 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 ✍︎︎ ➪𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩

Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her blood. Over time their friendship blossoms into a hot and embarrassing, steamy romance. However, odds are not in their favor. Together, Tim and Amber must sacrifice everything to destroy the Illuminati.

Draco loves his toilet too much

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you