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"I wanna die," Rose said casually.
"Me too," Pixie chirped with a grin.
The universe: Bet.
Two best friends tempt fate with a wish to be family in the next life... and wake up as the sisters of Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. Now reborn as Misako and Seijun, they're thrown headfirst into the wild world of chakra, clans, and catastrophic childhood trauma - with full knowledge of how bad things are about to get.
Misako, an ambivert with a sharp mouth and sharper instincts, is just trying to survive being a jinchuriki alongside her walking disaster of a brother. The villagers hate her, the fox inside her is snarky, and she's constantly resisting the urge to yeet people with Rasengan she technically shouldn't know yet.
Seijun, on the other hand? Calm. Poised. Uchiha to the core. She's in a clan where smiling is a felony and emotional repression is an Olympic sport. But underneath the poker face is a girl who remembers memes, chaos, and how this story ends.
Together? They're about to mess with canon, outwit fate, and maybe... just maybe... survive this shinobi soap opera.
Because if you're going to be reborn into a ninja war zone...
You might as well bring the drama and the punchlines.
Canon? Gently bullied.
Trauma? Probably.
Shenanigans? Absolutely.