when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?

this is a cringe dobby x dabi fanfic i wrote a long while ago.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

(Name) and Buck were frenemies. And weasels. (Name)'s parents have always tried convincing her that Buck's family was bad. It was until about you were both about 5. Buck brought (Name) on an adventure that nearly killed her. When (Name) was fully recovered, her parents pretty much banned her from seeing Buck. When the two secretly meet up, Buck tries to apologies. "Maybe my parents were right. You and your family are bad weasels." Was all dhe said before she turned her back on him then left. It's years later, and the two come across each other and still have their ups and downs. Will they forgive each other and start up their friendship yet again? Or will they never forgive each other and live in years of silence? Note: If you don't like Ice Age or Buck, I recommend you to not read this. I don't want any hate. Disclaimer: I don't own Ice Age or any characters used in this. I only own OCs that I may add in here and that's it. I also don't own any artwork of videos shown in this fanfic. Enjoy!

bae

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.