I am not one to take credit for these quotes, as the fact that they are from the best book series ever(Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy), but also most of these. some from wattpad user ValkyrieCainFan and her book '100 Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes.
I will write one one-shot each week, based in the Skulduggery Pleasant world. Send in a request and I will write it. Unless I don't. If no one comments an idea, I will write something myself. It will probably involve everyone dying. I must also mention that I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant, which is sad.
Skulduggery is teaching Valkyrie new fighting techniques and strategies, and also a little dancing...
This is just a funny story about what would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters got facebook. All the characters belong to Derek Landy (the God of writing) It's based after the events of TDOTL DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ TDOTL Due to absolute denial of Ghastly's death-He's alive
A Facebook - for Skulduggery Pleasant characters! ----------------- Skulbook belongs to @evermore_360 ! Go check her out!
Valkyrie gazed out the window. It hadn’t rained in weeks. The land outside was parched, an unprecedented heat wave, the weathermen said. The cave had been cool and clear, but back out in the sunlight, Valkyrie could feel her thoughts slipping away from her into a restless haze. Skulduggery was still tapping his finger...
"We've saved the world." Skulduggery's head moved a centimeter in her direction. "I'm sorry?" Valkyrie continued to gaze out of the car window, watching the man in the next car over pick his nose. "Well, it's just that we've saved the world, Skulduggery. Everything." The car inched forward, engine purring with impatie...
