seggsy old wrinkly decaying man oneshots 😩😩😩😩😩😩 I AM SO SORRY IF YOU READ MY ACTUAL ONESHOTS AND HAVE TO WITNESS THIS

this is about how a witch learned to love a selfish and rude squib

forbidden love 😔😒😩 THIS IS A JOKE OK PEOPLES pls-

Harry Potter is 18, and is now attending his '8th year' of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. During the middle of the term, Harry finds himself out past curfew. And of course Filch finds him, but this time... oh yes, this time it's going to be different, as Harry and Argus delve deep into their souls to find the love that they have. Harry x Argus (Hargus)

u are a student at hogwarts and u find yourself falling for someone you'd least expect

@kmbell92 this is important this is filch in frilly pink things.

a story of love and self discovery from argus filch's point of view ❤️

After shifting for the first time to Hogwarts, I wanted to find Snape. He's attractive and relatable. but instead i found Filch. This is a graphic gay story my friends wanted me to tell. Welcome aboard the shame train. Yes, the cover is a pic of me next to Filch's Emporium at Hogwarts. TW: graphic smut, slurs

I know we all dream about the Sorting Hat. This is in honour of the most beloved, and the hottest, Harry Potter character. REALLY LEMON LIKE REALLY REALLY LEMON

We all know him. Most of us hate him. But, he wasn't always the way he is now. I am of course talking about Argus Filch. Once he was a happy carefree lad just like you or I, but then his girlfriend whom he loved more then anything became a contestant for the Triwizard Tournament. The judges assured everyone that the champions would be in no serious danger. However this wasn't the case. Argus's girlfriend emerged from the last task not as a human, but as a cat. So look if you dare into the story of Reyna Norris. But, just a warning, it isn't a pleasant one.