[cover art by ???, rendered by me] (Y/N) was a failed clone. They were too small and frail to be an agent that fights the mercenaries of Nevada or to be a grunt slaving away at the agency, carrying items and weaponry. The Auditor decided for them to help him out with paperwork instead, seeing how their IQ was higher than other clones. Unknowing to them, the most wanted men of Nevada took interest in them and want them for themselves, thinking that they're the key to defeating the Auditor. ________________________________ Scenarios, Oneshots, and Headcanons: https://www.wattpad.com/story/311481872-world-of-madness-extras-madcom-x-child-reader ________________________________ Old Description: Y/N, Auditor's beloved child, was always locked in their room to prevent them from getting any interactions with Hank J. Wimbleton. But as you know with every other Madness Combat x Reader stories, the reader fucking gets kidnapped by the main 3. And this is exactly like one of those stories. Started: 6/30/21, 1:36 AM Ended: N/A

This story is basically about a creature made in a lab. The "creature" was a request by director Phobos. He wanted his own little godling. And that's when you, the reader, were created.

[discontinued] selcouth ; (streɪndʒ ) adj. odd, unusual, or extraordinary in appearance, effect, manner, etc; peculiar. Let's say, hypothetically, you were bored. Now, any person thinking straight would do exactly what you decided to do. You texted a random number. ----- this is 100% crack probably spoiler: it absolutely was not "omg what if you named it the same way marble hornets was named 💀 just take the first two things yiu see /j" - twistednoglastia jan 20 2022, not expecting me to do quite literally that two seconds later CONTENT WARNINGS: Disassociation (Dissociative Amnesia to a severe degree) Trauma Murder Jokes of murder Actual murder Dead siblings Dead parents Severe Depression

The Improbability Drive shook and wheezed, scientist running away from the area, screaming about how it was going to explode Doctor Hoffnar stayed frozen Infront of the Drive, his friend, Jebidiah, tried making him snap out of it while dragging him out until the Drive spit two black shadowy masses out of it's systems, the two scientists froze, staring down at them, until they rose up, one of them opened two red glowing eyes, while the other simply turned it's head towards the scientists, featureless Hoffnar finally spoke "well.... shit-" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ disclaimer: the idea for this fic was inspired by @/rotshop on tumblr, their content is amazing go check 'em out! you and auditor AREN'T siblings btw, just made by the same thing, but no 'biological' ties also temporary cover until I draw one ~ Mask

Thirteen-year-old (Y/N) is just a normal middle schooler who is enjoying life at its best. All is going well until a powerful agency kidnaps them and brings them to the Icon of Sin known as Nevada. (Y/N) is saved by a man in red goggles and a black trench coat. Only madness pursues... (Reader is gender neutral). "Madness Combat" by Matthew D. "Matt" Jolly (or Krinkels) #1 in Madness Combat (5/19/2022) #9 in Madness (7/14/2022) 41 thousand Views (10/18/2022)

"I hate my life" You always thought to yourself. (Y/n) is a medical student who is about to graduate on college. Because his parents are military personnel, he never developed a strong bond to them. Until, everything change. Ever since (y/n) parents died at war. Everything turned dull. Your passion on graduating a medical degree has diminished. You hated war since then, you hated everything about killing. You became toxic in your life. Until.. "Where am I?" (Y/n) questioned himself. (Y/n) reincarnated to another body somewhere in an apocalyptic version of Nevada. (Y/n) found himself in a middle of a destruction. /"i don't trust (y/n)"/ Will this be the new life of (y/n)? Does his mindset towards war and killings will be change?. Will be the gang trust (y/n)?. Follow (y/n) in adventures with other members : Hank, Deimos, Sanford and Doc to defeat the A.A.H.W and especially Auditor. -Complete- *mild cussing ahead* Words: 99887 words

Oh, what's this!? Yet another Eddsworld x ChildReader. I honestly love these stories but you see so many of them and yet almost none are finished. So I'm gonna make my own and finish it! Watch me fail at this Woo Hoo! Oh and before I forget, anyone can read this whether you be a boy or girl! Enjoy the story Gators!

It's just the bois taking care of a kid.