Every phanfic ever. Some are jokes. But some are true valid points. But they are jokes If you don't like offensive humor then fuck you.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Be warned, there are many stories here that you may question. A lot. Don't judge me too harshly, I'm always cringing as it is. For the most part it's cute, but....

This is my first fic, so please don't hate it too much. Constructive critism is appreciated. Anyway, this is inspired by a picture my friend drew. She thought this would be a good idea. Hope you like it!