***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the ironic fact that this cliche rant book itself is a cliche

The semi-sequel nobody asked for. - Disclaimer: All facts presented in this book are false; therefore, they are not facts and should not be taken as such.

These facts are obvious. Like really obvious.

just some random crazy ass facts that'll make you go "wtf?" all rights reserved © when_pugs_fly 2016 all facts are found on the internet or deep within my useless brain. if any come from another wattpad user they will be credited and dedicated.

This story will list all of the most cliché things that authors on Wattpad write about. Please DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY IDEAS, or take offense if you have written a book with anything on this list. The more cliché the Wattpad story, the better. ⚠️WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERIENCED WATTPAD READER SOME OF THE CONTENTS IN THIS BOOK MAY NOT MAKE SENSE⚠️

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generally no body thinks about. It holds a lot of humor and fun! It will surely bring a smile on your face and it will definitely give you content to think during long shower routines?!☺😊 Please read! A LOT of Indian Relatable stuff as well, so you'll will definitely love it as well :) Though it seems there are many chapters, each chapter is just a sentence so it'll hardly take you an hour to finish the book. A few excerpts from the book: •You aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, you are afraid of not being alone in the dark. •Why is there a fruit named Grape fruit when there's already another fruit named Grape. • Never say, "Could there be anything worse than this?" to an extrovert. We tend to have a very wild imagination. •Accent is just the tongue's font. •You have fingertips but not toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not fingertip. And more such fun, relatable stuff inside! Highest Ranked #1 in brain teasers, #1 in Roasts and Humor #1 in thinking, #1 in Thoughts and Feelings #1 in ShowerFeelings and #1 in Fun ans Relatable. You've gotta read it now!!! READER'S OPINIONS: "This book is ABSOLUTE GOLD" "Deserves more than millions of views" "Dying of laughter, this is so relatable and accurate" "The best book I've read" "Amazing work! You really make my brain work hard, learnt a lot" "Tagging all my friends and followers to read this great book" "The author is so smart and hilarious at the same time. I'm speechless at how well-written,concise, accurate and humorous this book is! It's a must read and deserves more recognition"

I've heard some inspiring words, and it would be selfish of me not to share!