Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince?
Tommy wakes up as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine, if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother. Tommy as Theseus will not have that. He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name...