"You planted flowers in my lungs and even though they're beautiful, I can't breathe."

Es geht wie der Titel sagt um Fails, Rechtschreibfehler, Klischees usw. in Harry Potter Fanfictions . ps: Das Buch ist mit Humor zu nehmen und soll niemanden beleidigen.

Ich bin hier auf Wattpad schon auf viele Dinge gestoßen, die mich fast dazu gebracht hätten, mein Handy gegen die nächste Wand zu werfen, gleich gefolgt von meinem Kopf. Und ich dachte mir, warum lasse ich euch nicht an meinem Leid teilhaben und konzentriere alle dummen Dinge die mir hier auf Wattpad begegnen (was hauptsächlich FFs sind) in einem Buch :) Ich wünsche euch viel Spaß beim Lesen und hoffentlich wird euer Gehirn das überleben. Meins hat inzwischen schon aufgegeben und ist ausgewandert. Ein großes Dankeschön an @Schneefall007 für das Cover <3

{Mature Content; viewer discretion is advised!} All characters that are not mine, rightfully belong to the author J.K Rowling Era: (Order of the Phoenix, Half Blood Prince, Deathly Hallows part 1, Deathly Hallows part 2) - A story with a plot - Unexpected twists Draco Malfoy, her first love and Harry Potter, the boy who would never leave her side. Torn between her traumatic past or her promising future. What happens when shes given the chance to rekindle her love, redemption or revenge? What happens when the secrets of her parents are revealed. Started: December 7, 2020

Draco Malfoy really hates Hermione Granger. Everything he gives two fucks about is entirely contingent on the decisions that she makes and she doesn't even know it. If he's not careful, she's going to fuck it up for the both of them and then they'll all wind up dead. He never thought his life would depend on having to get between her legs and into her head. _____________________________________________ "I should have known," he said, "It's always the good girls who like it rough. Do you like it rough, Granger? Be honest," he purred into her ear, his left hand rising to wrap itself around her throat as he continued to press his right hand up against her, "I really don't like liars." con•tin•gent: subject to chance; dependent on [all rights go to jkr yuck] [not appropriate for audiences under the age of 18]

Violet Blishen's an 18 year old foreign exchange student at Hogwarts, coming a long way from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic. Her French accent and innocent schoolgirl ways catch her professors attention. But what starts off as an angry kiss will lead into something ruining a marriage. She hopes for their happy ending while he fights to keep her from the shuns of the wizarding world. But not every story has a happy ending... Story cover created by jdrachoe on instagram<3

After Lucius Malfoy failure, the dark lord gives his son Draco Malfoy the task to take care of his daughter Alora Riddle, Draco's enemy. NOTE: - This is a slow burn Draco fanfic - There will be smut/drugs/alcohol - This does NOT follow the Harry Potter storyline - Please don't spread negativity - I will go with the flow with this story so just write if you any ideas - It's like a teenage drama :) - English is NOT my first language so there might be mistakes and ill try to correct them.

!!SEQUEL TO DARK SECRETS (DRACO MALFOY X READER!! After Y/N Riddle is sent to Azkaban for her crimes she committed during the war, she awaits her trial. Little does she know that she will come in contact with a familiar face in the process. The boy who left her alone in the castle that once was her home, the boy who made 'empty promises'... Draco Malfoy. But how will he get Y/N out? Will they fall for each other once more? ⚠️CONTAINS SMUT, SELF-HARM, BLOOD, EATING DISORDERS, DEATH, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, DEPRESSION AND ETC... ⚠️ FOR MATURE READERS *ALL CHARACTERS AND STORY BELONG TO J.K ROWLING* Cover by: @Alwaysgemini

He brought his face closer to mine, only inches away. My breathing intensified. My heart was pounding. He must be able to hear it. My hands were shaking and he seemed to notice. He brought his lips close to my ear and whispered, "I make you nervous." He chuckled. He was right. He made me very nervous. Y/n Undergrove was a girl who no one really ever noticed... until 1 day her life changed Highest Rankings #1 in Spicy!! #6 in fanfiction #10 in Draco