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  • Tiffany
    303 31 3

    Gov got off a phone call one day only to find one of his plants burnt to ash. He calls a meeting to find the culprit. Plus the aftermath of that meeting.

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  • {Statehouse Headcanons}
    4.3K 172 11

    Just some random headcanons, incorrect quotes, one shots, etc

  • Move In Day
    244 17 1

    The new Statehouse in California was just finished being built. It's time for the States and Gov to move in. How hard can that be?

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  • Statehouse stuff again
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    Hai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)

  • DC Headcanon's 7: Jazz Hands
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    The ole razzle dazzle

  • Statehouse stuff
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    I write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio

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  • Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
    13K 578 58

    "You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book

  • Statehouse Headcanons
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    i might chicken out from posting-

  • Writing a Fanfic
    348 21 1

    Just a little one shot that sprouted from the (G)ascar sketch and a conversation with a buddy. California looked so offended that Florida would ship him with Texas. It's obvious that he forgot about 'Enemies-to-Lovers', one of the best tropes out there. So here's California realizing, Florida and Louisiana scheming, a...

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  • Sickness, Ailments, and Injuries - Oh My!
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    Obligatory sick fic for the fandom! We've got (at least) one victim from every region. Starting with the Northeast and some wisdom teeth removal, we'll then visit the South and check on a sick character. Then some of the Midwest gets injured, and finally the West takes us away into our last ailment of the day. (Oh yea...

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  • Florisiana One-Shots
    610 28 2

    This is going to be a collection of one-shots that feature the Florida/Louisiana ship. Future one-shots might be Florida/Louisiana/Wisconsin, but the Florida/Louisiana part will remain constant

  • Statehouse Rules
    4.6K 200 11

    A collection of one-shots. With 50+ people living in one house, there are bound to be some rules. Here are a few of those rules, and how they came to be.

  • I'm Sure He Loved You
    2.3K 103 5

    Now I hate this trope with a burning passion but God damn it's a good idea. California finally runs away from the statehouse, thinking it'd be better that way. He gets in a horrible accident, andd his memory is wiped. He is soon returned to the statehouse, to find a bunch of the sweetest people mourning a friend (him)...

  • Statehouse Head Cannons and Incorrect Quotes
    910 57 5

    Just random head cannons I make when I'm supposed to sleep. I don't own the cover!

  • DC Headcanon's 4: BEES!?
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    more sad boi fed hours

  • Why Are You Sad
    99 11 2

    A part 2 of "Out Of The Cold".

  • DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst
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    You know what this is

  • definitely not a statehouse book
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    what the fawk 🤠 i take requests n shit

  • Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
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    .-. Hai? Idk wut to put here

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  • Not a Freak
    547 22 2

    DC felt overwhelmed and halfway to meltdown as he struggled to reach his office, trying to keep his hands steady and remember the words of his father. He was keenly aware of everything around him; the scuffling of people's shoes as they walked down the hall, the buzzing of the lights, everything was too loud, the meet...

  • Finally Fluff!
    1.2K 51 4

    Or where I don't torture DC (most of the time)

  • DC Headcanons 2: Electric Boogaloo
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    Because Wattpad makes chapter limits I GUESS *Ben for the love of god please don't read this trash*

  • Out Of The Cold
    979 31 7

    Based off a headcannon from @sssleepyjellyyy, go read their book first. The characters are not mine (Except for Dimitri who will represent Moscow, A.k.a Alaska's older brother) they either belong to Ben Brainard or Himaruya (Hetalia creator).

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  • Human!DC/Florida AU
    1.1K 52 13

    Just a small place to dump my human!DC/Florida headcanons. Mostly how each state responds to human!DC

  • DC Headcanons??? MAYBE?
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    Or alternatively someone tell me to stop using Tik Tok

  • Homesick
    219 19 1

    It was bound to happen eventually, DC just didn't think it would to any of them so soon and he certainly didn't expect it to be Alaska, though in hindsight it always would have been.

  • Discord Writing Prompts
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    A book for writing prompts focused on the Statehouse.

  • Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
    137 8 1

    A oneshot book for Utah and kids because why not

  • Dumb statehouse things
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    Dumb things because my other book reached the chapter limit

  • Dirty Little Secret (Statehouse Super Heroes/Villains AU Book One)
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    California is a hero and Nevada is his arch nemesis, heroes aren't supposed to be in love with the villain. Nevada, DC, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts team up. Utah gets Texas, California, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maryland to team up with him to stop them. Along they way they drag New York, Florida, Louisiana...