When Dave's timeline turns to ruins, he seeks out another in which all his friends are still alive. There's only one problem: the love of his life is in the arms of his best friend.

Eternity sucks when you're cramped in a bottle. Karkat knows this better than anyone. There are perks to being a genie, however, such as being stuck with a hot young master such as Dave Strider. So This story is geniestuck. Basically Karkat is Dave's genie. That's pretty much it. That's really all there is to say. Doing this fic with another friend so y'know. Read and enjoy. Bye. PS THIS WAS ORIGINALLY JOHNKAT BUT I CHANGED IT KAY BAI

In order for Dirk Strider, owner of TechHead Industries, and Kanaya Maryam, owner of Auxilitrix Fashion, to combine companies, drastic measures are in order. Cue the wedding bells and gather the doves, boys. Looks like we've got ourselves a Strider-Vantas wedding. ((Actually help what is this description. It's an arranged marriage, okay? Okay.))

A DaveKat fanfiction. I do not own Homestuck or any of the characters. They belong to the almighty Hussie. Enjoy. Warning! In later chapters, the story may contain a lemon or two. If you don't know what that means it is mature content. Boy x Boy. Yeah.

dont read this unless you have a death wish

A collection of JohnDave blurbs that just kinda... were... born. Some are based off a continuing roleplay with a friend, others are just random little ideas that skuttled their way into my think pan. The rating will vary, some will be fluffy, some will be smutty, others will be... uh... dorky?

After much persuasion, Porrim finally convinced Kankri to enter a matespritship with her. The night of their first time together comes, and Kankri feels uneasy about what it means. All rights reserved to Andrew Hussie. I do not own Homestuck or the characters.

When Karkat's father decides to remarry, Karkat and the Striders are forced to attend. Family tends to bring out the worst in people, and this family is nothing but problems, especially for two lovebirds such as Dave and Karkat. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOUVE READ THE ORIGINAL STRI-DO'S AND DONT'S. This is a sequel to said story and it won't make sense unless you read that first. Its basically the story of their life after high school and the remarriage of Karkat's dad. Enjoy.

It's difficult enough for a young mutant prince to choose between the hand of the princess of the sea dwellers and the prince of humans. Add one begrudgingly attractive assassin and a handful of curveballs and you've got yourself one hell of an issue. I know there will be some misconception, but this is not a "Karkat is a highblood now" story. All of that will be explained. Just know that he is still a mutant blood and the rest will come later. Enjoy~

Just a bunch of OTP imagines that I'll turn into little DaveKat oneshots. If you have an imagine you want me to do, you can request it. Hopefully this will also help to fill the gap of me not updating anything because I don't have time.