This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Getting Kicked out of a One Direction concert for Whorin’ For Horan wasn’t on top of Kim and Alex’s ‘to do’ list neither was running from zombies, but Santa obviously isn’t happy with them lately. The two die hard Directioners get their world turned upside down in less than 24 hours. All it took was a forgetful crazy Kim, A door swinging Alex a sexy as hell British-Irish boy band, a dead ice-cream man and a Homeless Rabies lady. Now Kim and Alex are running in one direction WITH One direction! Directionators are not allowed to read, they couldn’t handle this much awesome. Jk everyone is welcome into Harry’s Pants! Wait-wut?

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.

There are seven girls scattered across the globe that just happen to be best friends. But if they're scattered across the GLOBE, then how come they're best friends? Well, you can thank the internet for that. These seven girls stay in touch through the FanFiction website, Wattpad, and a chat site, Google Hangouts. When these girls discover that they each share the same dream, they decide to meet up in person. Will their dreams come true? And if so, will there be anything in the way to stop them from getting to their dreams? With these seven girls, if their passions can become dreams, they might just have a chance of turning those dreams into reality. Do you think the impossible can become possible?