I guess you can say that it all started with some 99¢ gummy worms. 2015 ©OrdinaryJack All Rights Reserved

As I sat and ate the disgusting cafeteria food, I felt something touch my foot. 'What was that?' I thought looking down Why the hell is there a foot touching mine? I literally just bought these Vans don't dirty them you peasant. "Are you okay? You're looking at the ground like you're about to attack it?" As I look up I see a boy. He looks so douchey but yet quite... What's the word?.. Gorgeous. He looks familiar... Why? Wait a second.. "You said that out loud and I'm your neighbor you turd" Oh that's right. Great. All Right Reserved © 2015 FanFictionalFood™ *Slow Updates*

//This is not The Fault in our Stars by John Green, it is a fanfiction. All copyright belongs to John Green and the Penguin Young Readers Group. This book contains spoilers// (Although I was the FIRST to write a fanfiction with this idea, I do not own the idea) Hazel Grace Lancaster has been mourning after the death of her boyfriend, Augustus Waters. What happens once Hazel finds out she is pregnant with her boyfriend, who is no longer living?

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-