6,000 years ago, a demon fell for an angel. After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, he remembers six millennia of tentative friendship, daring rescues and growing love. Now there may not be any reasons left not to be in love. If you've read any of my other Ineffable Husbands fic, you probably know what to expect: pining, kissing, history, bickering, humour, angst, lust, music, poetry, ridiculously expensive hotels, Dagon being Crowley's line manager, and a happy ending. Art (including my cover) by the wonderful loni_caprifolicum and Tamsly, made especially for this fic for Good Omens Big Bang 2019. Please respect their ownership of their art.

The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and even helping (not that their respective head offices need to know). As the millennia go on, the two grow closer and closer, and there are words that both off them need to say, but neither do. It only takes the end of the world for them to get their heads on straight. AKA: Aziraphale and Crowley being pining idiots for 6,000 years. Cross-Posted on Ao3 under the same title

Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 310,200 (55 one-shots)

Crowley and Azeriphel confessed to each other after they prevented Armageddon. That was over a year ago and the Demon and Angel have only grown closer. but what happens when a few drinks lead to them creating their daughter (Y/n)? How do you raise a half Demon half Angel? Only one way to find out. huge fan of good omens and I found no fanfictions about them having a child. so I figured I'd make one. I also plan to make a oneshots book of good omens eventually. enjoy this mess off a book!

excerpt: "Gosh, Crowley thinks to himself. Is Aziraphale really that drunk? He thought he was more dramatic. Does he really take his English that seriously? Crowley puts on a robe and walks around the dull lit hotel room. He groans. Technically demons don't really need to sleep, but Crowley swears that his body is uncomfortable after the consumption of too much alcohol. His mind is too bottled up from talking earlier that he jumps into bed and barely thinks of his surroundings. His body merely feels exhausted, aching from the effort of suppressing his desires." All my late night writings when I refused to sleep. There's no broken english, I've made sure of it! It's a short story of Crowley and Aziraphale :) And yes, the cover is my very OWN artwork lol!

Edit: hello to all the people calling out my word choice! You guys are correct! I just wanted to tell you that I'm from Australia and I always say dollars for money and pants for trousers. Underwear is the one that goes underneath ;) You might know I'm a sap. I'm unleashing myself here, this is going to be so fluffy and cute, because that's the best way to enjoy ineffable. This journey is going to be centred around describing their beautiful relationship in vivid sappy detail. Another edit after writing a lot of it: Yeah I drifted off from 'sappy' to random genres but they'll all be called fluff but somtimes it's not fluffy, it's just pining but oh well.

Our story begins again, or rather continues, a few months after the world explosion escaped and just before the beginning of new problems. It continues with an angel and a demon who, by saving the earth, have created new bonds not only with humans but also between the darker factions of heaven and hell.

Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time. It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if only a few days ago he had thought Aziraphale was dead. Our side. It would be nice, really nice, if there was an *our side.* To be honest with himself, there was nothing in all the universe he wanted more. "I'll pick you up at eight," he repeated to the closed door, and headed back to the flat to take it out on the plants.

After the near end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley decide that they are happier when together and make the big decision to move in together, which ultimately leads to a romance that has been building up for centuries.