Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Meet Mia, one of the Five Protectors. She wasn't always what she is now, once upon a time she was just ordinary... well as ordinary as you could get living around different supernatural beings. As things start to unfold and as she starts meeting new people things will start to seem fine.... Almost better than before... But one thing Mia knows is that things in her town are never just fine and dandy..... Well at least never in Hell's Gate ~

The future is divided by Perimeters: high-security gated communities where life goes on as normal. If you're inside you're lucky. If you're outside, life expectancy takes a nose dive. Riley is fortunate to have been born on the right side of the fence. But her life of privilege comes crashing down when someone breaks through and murders her sister. She forsakes her own safety to go in search of the killer. But what awaits her outside is more unbelievable that she ever imagined. Cut to the present day where Eleanor's world is falling apart. This time next year, civilisation won't be quite so civilised . . . * * * I'm posting a chapter each week. The rest of the Outside Series is complete, and available on Amazon.

**Completed but NOT edited. It's highly suggested not to read this book. I have yet to start the rewriting and editing process. This book has too many mistakes to even count at this time. I have much better books than this one which is why I must say looking back at this book is just embarrassing. I mean it's one of those 'this author seriously didn't know the difference between there, their, and they're back then?' Ew, I know. It's hard to read and the book is rushed. So if you do decide to continue on then read at your own risk and don't leave Rude comments because I did warn you that the book sucks, I don't need anyone to tell me what I already know.** ------- Lets start off with the basics. My name is Charlotte and I'm a Royal Pure Blood Vampire that's a Princess and next in line to be Queen. Pure Blood Vampires are stronger, faster, and more powerful, everything about them is better than other regular vampires. But when you mix blood of a pure blood vampire with Royal vampire blood then you are one of the most powerful Vampires in the world and that's exactly what Charlotte is. Her mother is a pure blood vampire and her father is royalty. There are only a few who are this lucky and are very wanted. Wanted dead. Charlotte doesn't tell anyone that she is a Vampire and refused to even show any signs she is one by using a little magic. She acts like a normal teenager at school with human friends and even a human boyfriend. Everything was going great until a group of Royal vampires join her school. Of course, humans don't know the existence of vampires so they have no worries. But Charlotte on the other hand has to worry about exposure of her secret. Especially because this Royal vampire is a future king. Join Charlotte on her little adventure with humanity and royal vampires. ----------- •Highest rating: #12 in Vampire (11/29/15)

I was falling. Heart pounding and mind blowing, The ocean awaited my long foretold arival. There was no escpaing this now, it was final, But only my heart was in denial. Calder was everythng I should be afraid of; dangerous, unpredictable, a liar. But instead my attraction to him was undeniable. HE TURNED OUT NOT BE HUMAN Yeah, I wasn't expecting that either. Calder is a Fae, but on just any Fae, a Guard. Which means not only is it forbidden for a human to know of their existence, but he's forbidden to be with me. A DEATH WARRENT FOR ME IS CALLED My life is now a threat to all Fae and they want answers, answers only one person can give them. OCEANUS Cover by @Cyrania

Given the chance to return to Regona, Sahara takes it. Times, however, have changed. Lithium City has stumbled across Regona and has taken it upon itself to restore the fallen to its former glory. The crews in Regona aren't quite on board. Mysterious disappearances are followed by a threat of a rebellion from the hoverboarders. The leader of the Falcons is willing to sit still...until it becomes personal. As Sahara and the Falcons race to save one of their own, they face a storm of unimaginable consequences.

Leah's normal, the only thing different about her is that she can swim... fast. When her best friend, Stella, runs away and all she leaves is a cryptic note, Leah realizes that she must find her, causing her life to take a turn leading to an adventure. But what happens when Leah finds out that Stella’s disappearance has something to do with her, and Stella’s warning was more serious than she had ever imagined? First, it was a search for her best friend, but things soon change... now she’s also running.Things she only imagined in the confinement of impossible are out there… and she might be different too.

Book One of the Scary Tales The zombie sequel to Snow White begins where the classic fairy tale ends, with the Prince’s kiss waking Snow from her cursed slumber. Snow wakes up, but she doesn’t wake up right. Now a deranged zombie, Snow infects both the Prince and the seven dwarfs’ leader. That leaves the young dwarf Grouchy, who is secretly in love with Snow, to find a cure for her malicious curse. So begins an epic journey that pits the lovesick Grouchy against dwarf-hating human soldiers, Snow’s ever-growing zombie horde, and his own bad temper. But when Grouchy and his motley crew of survivors escape Snow’s clutches and seek refuge in a nearby human village, he soon finds that her affliction has spread faster and further then he ever could have imagined. Snow is hell-bent on spreading her horrid curse across the land, and it’s up to Grouchy to stop her before it’s too late. That Risen Snow is the first book of THE SCARY TALES, a series of dark fantasy novels being published by StoneGate Ink. If you enjoy this book and would like a free ebooks of the next book in the series, please post an honest review of That Risen Snow on Amazon.com. Once you're review is online, email me and I will send you a free ebook of That Wicked Apple, book two of THE SCARY TALES. If you'd like to receive free ebooks of future books in THE SCARY TALES series in exchange for honest Amazon.com reviews, please visit my website and sign up for my email newsletter: http://www.robboley.com Plus, all email newsletter subscribers receive a free short story! Buy/Review THAT RISEN SNOW on Amazon: http://myBook.to/thatrisensnow Buy/Review the sequel, THAT WICKED APPLE, on Amazon: http://myBook.to/thatwickedapple Thanks so much for reading!

Taking a bullet for a stranger is one thing not many people would do. So, when Autumn saves Tate from a horrible death, a need to return the favor burns inside him. He shows her a whole new world hidden within her own. Things only complicate when a group known as 'the exterminators' comes into the picture. Their only goal is to kill as many people as possible. If Autumn wants to stay alive, she's going to have to learn how to fight, how to love and how to change a group of nonbelievers into warriors ready for battle. Will she be able to do it? After all, she's only human. -- All my writings are original works & my property. Remember your commandments: Thou shalt not steal! I keep records, don't mess with my stuff! #68 in Fantasy