"Vegan brownies slap hard, so shut the fuck up!" I yelled to Lucy and Pen. "Oh Mamas, don't I know it" an all too familiar voice said from behind me. This fanfic is just for fun (meaning completely fictional), in my spare time. Show it love, spelling might be different, if you're from America, as I am Australian. Hence why it starts in Aus. Slightly going off this years timeline, but just remember its completely fictional.

*smutty shit* exactly like the movie but with billie and y/n ;)

girlxgirl *swearing and some smut or whatever *lower case letters are intended achieved #1 in #billie achieved #1 in #bilsexual achieved #1 in #idontwannabeyouanymore

"why do you vape? it's bad for you. you know that, right?" she asked quietly after a moment. "i know it is, but i can't stop now. it's an addiction." i shrugged, fidgeting with my novo. "why can't i be your new addiction?" she whispered, looking at me pleadingly. "that can be arranged." ============================== lowercase intended ============================== started: 5/1/2020 ended: 11/2/2020 ============================== achieved: ? #1 in #dontsmileatme 7/25/2020 ? #1 in #billieeilish 10/4/2020 ? #3 in #lgbtq 9/21/2020 ? #1 in #billie 9/27/2020 ? #1 in #claudia 10/17/2020 ? #17 in #lgbtpride 11/2/2020

Who knew what happens when a girl calls you cute in a coffee shop?