The Heart Rate of a Mouse ('gangsta' version
DISCLAIMER: I do not own this story. All credit for the original content goes to Anna Green of @beggarsnotes on livejournal. Basically I put THROAM into a gangsta translator and I had to share it. "I have swerved mah hoopty onto his fuckin lane, n' our crazy asses have collided yet again. Crash. Bang. Smoke."