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Securities

College au, Sapphire has been given the job to fix Ruby's bad attitude. Only problem is she can barely talk to her, much less fix her. Sapphire has quite the project on her hands, as she tries to help Ruby, and become a bit fixed herself. However will Sapphire complete her project or give up trying?

The Otter and the Cat

A simple accident leads a young couple to change into animals with no known way to change back. Will they stay animals forever or will they find a way to return to normal? I do not own the cover image. Collaboration/Roleplay with Mr. Hardcor3 on FanFiction.

Daybreak (A Lapidot Fanfiction)

Lapis's first day at her new school leads her to meet someone like no one else. Peridot. Peridot is one of the nicest, cutest, loveliest (and most immature) people that she has ever met. After a turn of events, she discovers her little crush is hiding something. Something big. This secret leads Lapis to a new world, w...

Her and I (Beta Lumity/HS au)

(Story made by me, @adoraislove) -I've decided to stop this BETA read. I hope you understand. ^^ -Please take the time to read this: She, Luz Noceda, found a magic door that took her from what we know as the Earth to the Boiling Isles. There she meets more people and finds a second Family in them. Her friendship with...

I'm a goner (somebody catch my breath) | Amityville AU |

Nights without sleep due to the horrible demons that haunted her nightmares, the days weren't any better, all the pressure her parents made her feel was just too much. The voices were louder, shadows became more real, she would stay hours inside her secret green room until the demons decided to leave her alone. Until...

The Human & The Witch

A random human who comes through a portal into a realm of magic known as the boiling isle. And a little miss perfect witch who is at the top of her class. Both go head to head to put one another down but can't fight their similarities. Both marching to the beat of their own drums.

The Owl House Beta Sibling AU and Our Love Is Live One-Shots!

Hello! These short stories are based off of both of my recent books 'The Owl House Beta Sibling AU' and 'Our Love Is Live'. I'd advise to read those stories first to understand these oneshots. These short stories are usually just small ideas I couldn't add into my stories so, I'm putting them as one shots here! Keep...

scoundrel CLOVES and playboy HEARTS (Lumity AU fanfiction)[Discontinued]

DISCONTINUED •Season [1] and [2] •Ever heard of the Alice in wonderland story before? I guess this fanfiction has a few resemblance from it to help you picture things brightly •Yes, gay lumity, scoundrel!Luz and Playboy!Amity for sure, it's a new lumity AU you might read if you have the time •Did I mention there might...

The Life of Firstborns (Sibling AU)

Some secrets are meant to stay buried. Lucia a shady teen on the brink of 18 with a loving energetic sister Luz who is about to celebrate her 14 birthday but all it takes is a few choices to change everything. -------------------------- Thanks to @AniMusik for the title Warning message is at the top of chapter 1! Cove...

Lumity Vampires and Witches

The Owl House Vampire AU When Luz realizes her felling for Amity she starts to ask her best friends about it. Unfortunately Boh Gus and Willow both try to steer her away from that idea. They tell her that Amity comes from a high ranked Noble Vampire Family. But things change during their Secret book club meeing.

Back where I belong (lumity au)

Luz finally comes back to the magic realm and realizes her feelings for Amity while having many adventures along the way. (Not my art)

The soldier, the poet, and the ruler

Amity blight princess of house blight next heir to the throne. Daughter of king alador blight and Odalia blight. Emira blight princess of house blight expert knight and amity's sister. Gave up the throne to be a knight and protect her loved ones. Edric blight princess of house blight. Great poet and swordsman. Gave u...

Is This A Dream|A Lapidot Human Au

Ayeeeee This is my first Fanfic (trust me when i say first) Lapis is a well shy girl she loves swimming but one day when she bumps into a another female named Peridot will there friendship stay like that?

Just Friends

Cover by thatonedorkwhodraws. Luz is dealing with a crush on a certain green haired top student, while Willow deals with a crush on her best friend. And with a dance coming up, what could go wrong? Updates on Mondays and Fridays.

Its Finally Nice To See you Again..

This is For Lumity Week Day 6 When They Reunite after Luz Had headed back to the human realm when her summer had ended (Sorry For The Delay On This one))

Partners in crime ~for life~

This is the sequel to 'criminal love' After the hospital Lapis and Peridot came with agreement that they would move to Empire City together. They loved each other too much to split up. They take on harder challenges, fights, people and missions. Will they stay together or will they spilt up...

Welcome Little Gem. (Lapidot Fanfic) Book 2.

Everything is good now. It's been 5 years since what happened. Lapis' dad is in jail for the murder of his rich girlfriend. And Peridot and Lapis are running the bar as partners and as girlfriends. But Lapis feels like something is missing. My ideas for writing this book came from ICEDOG0803 and MasterSplender8 ...

Anything Can Happen

This is a Garnet x reader story. This story is about how Garnet finds someone who is different from anyone else. You'll learn about how Garnet found out about a special person and how Y/N found out about gems. •This story is a Garnet and fem reader. Boys you can read if you want.

Pearlmethyst

When homeworld sends down a fleet of Amethysts, things only get worse for the gems...

lapidot pics & comics

I don't own any of these.

Love Potion No. 9. 1/2

Lapis Lazuli and Peridot Greene did not have what you would call a "friendship." Lapis would use Peridot for homework and cheated off her for test grades and in exchange, Peridot would get protection. They weren't really friends, more like partners. However, after an incorrect ingredient is used in a chemistry class...

She Finds Out My Secret (Lapidot A/U)

Lapis finds out Peridots true secret powers and why she was always afraid of everything and telling her how she felt. But its only a matter of time before they are swept away into a living cage of pain and hell.

What have I done?《Lapidot》

A sad Lapidot.I dont own Image Peridot did something wrong.

Learn to love

Amity is having a hard time at school, so she asks Luz to come over and help her. They end up spending the night together and that night is what changes everything...

Falling for you again (sequel of 'just friends?')

"I'm moving..." Lapis said sadly. "Your m-moving?" Peridot asked hurt. "My moms said we need to move, I promise that I'll be back as soon as I can, I'm so sorry Peridot.." I said walking away. 3 years later, Peridot has moved on, why? She couldn't be alone so she got a new girlfriend, and that new girlfriend was Ameth...

Mr. Uptight (lapidot)

Ok yes, another story! Lapis is a guys, Peridot is a guy, and yeah! Ahh, college life. So clam and a new start in your life. That's not the case for Peridot Jones.. He's an outstanding guy. He's gotten straight A's his whole life! He's popular until his friend Pearl spills the beans. Lapis is the bullied different ki...

My NSFW lapidot stories

It's just Lapidot NSFW fics I made TimeHuntress made the cover, the only thing I own is the fics

Two girls, A hottub, And tension

a three part story of two best friends who chat about feelings in a hottub *wink*