Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

"What are you doing?" "What does it look like?" "It looks like you're putting eggplants in a pile outside my room." "That's exactly what I'm doing." ~ Venus Jordan hasn't been to school with her twin, Lee, in years - and Ilvermorny just isn't as fun without him. When Lee suggests she finally comes to Hogwarts, she agrees - but she has no idea what's coming. What happens when you mix the Jordan twins, fifteen eggplants, hidden powers, and the Weasley twins together? Chaos, that's what. ~ NOTE: Begins during Prisoner of Azkaban. CONTAINS SWEARING, MODERATE VIOLENCE, AND SOME SEXUAL SCENES *UNEDITED*

"𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮" Highest ranks: #1 in george #2 in hermionegranger #3 in harrypotter #4 in georgeweasley #5 in weasleytwins