fem reader - she/her basically reader falls in love with crowley and aziraphale idfk this story is discontinued bc my hyperfixation changed lmao im literally only keeping this up cuz its my most successful story

Good Omens oneshots from my tumblr via requests.

You have been around for sometime now. Not sure why you can't die you decide to try and research it in a bookshop in Soho. When you come across someone you can't get your mind off of. Like you're drawn to him. Like you need him.

*Cue ominous voice* ⚠ W̶ͤ̓͂҉̞̻͇̯̫̻͎Á͖̪̣̪̼̟͈̙̲͛̚͘͝R̹͈̭̖͔̭̐̆̿͘Nͨͭ҉̣̻̥̲̘̞̝͜͝I̪̖͚̊̀̋̉̓ͣN̨̺̺̎ͯ͐̇G̑͐̓͟͏͖̭̱͡ͅ ⚠ NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THIS HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. H̢͚̳͇̱͈̠̦̠̭̄̏͐̂́O̢̬̹͆̋̑̅́͞R̠̱̝̂ͪ̌ͯ̃͛̚R̦̖̋̈̒͛̾͟͞O̝͔͈͚̮͍̽ͯ̀͟Ŕ̶̞̙̫͔͚͙͉̮͕̒ͬ̉́̚ ̍̆͘҉̠̱̪Ṣ̘̼̠̏̍̉ͬ͛ͤ̀̈́̚͜T̰̜͕͉̼̖͂̾̀͜͡O͈͎̼̼̩̭͕̲̻ͭ͆͒ͩ̃R͖̠͉̾̿̎ͦͮ̆ͦ̒̀I̷̛͉͓̯̝̟͓̠̖͑͑̈́̈Ë̤͕̹̫͍͓̪́͒͟͜S̡̨̻̤̝̜ͬͭͮ ̶̹͈͈̄̒̈́͊͛ͮ͒̒͋ͅB̘̙̠̞̑͋ͥ͗̒ͮͩͭͪY̶̡̰̜̩̎͒͒͐̐͜ͅ ̳͚̳͙͆̾͋̕J̪̖̟͉̝ͯͨ̈́̔̃̕͞ALENE ARMSTRONG CONTAINS SCENES THAT SOME READERS MAY FIND EXTREMELY... UPSETTING. THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK CANNOT AND WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE EFFECTS OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. YOU... HAVE... BEEN... WARNED! (This Description Was Inspired by The Amazing World of Gumball Episode 154 - "The Compilation")

Just a whole book full of different scary stories to entertain you, the reader, none of it is my own work. Enjoy!

These are true stories they are not min they are from Reddit r/scary stores.