preface: i was a teenager when i wrote this, forgive how fucking atrocious the writing is. also, i am a raging lesbian, i don't know how men have sex (let alone with each other) so apologies for all inaccuracies! enjoy! also, i'm on ao3 now, same username, and have written some hannibal extended universe fics xx

Gru x pinnochio fanfic

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.