Just a bunch of one shots and stories of my favorite Alan Rickman Characters! Characters X Reader Colonel Christopher Brandon 💐 Hans Gruber 🔫 Harry Trevor 💍 Judge Turpin 👨‍⚖️ P.L. O'Hara 🎭 Severus Snape 🐍 Sinclair Bryant 💵 Sheriff Nottingham 🥄 Alexander Dane 👽 Metatron 😇 Elliot Marston 🤠 Lionel Shahbandar 🦁 Started (12/6/20)

This will be a collection of Harry Potter oneshots with characters such as Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, and others. There will obviously be a lot of mature content, so make sure to read warnings. Requests: I am currently taking requests. Just let me know if you want me to tag you in it or keep it anonymous. Also, let me know if you have a gender preference for the reader. My main rule is that I do not write about any of the students (even post-graduation). I will write most adult characters otherwise. I also no longer write student x professor content. All of this is just personal preference. All of the characters and locations mentioned belong to J.K. Rowling and the Harry Potter franchise. I am not claiming any of this as my own creation. (I do not support JKR, Tom Felton, or anyone who has supported their actions). Rankings #1 narcissablack #3 bellatrix

Ed x reader 🎨✨ Fluff + Smut = NSFW (read with caution pls) (I don't own the character of Ed however I wish I did-) 🤭 "This is not reality - it's a romance, so take a breath, enjoy it, it's for you."

Sinclair x reader 🧸 A well timed shortage morphs into an opportunity at a fresh start, for the both of you

There's more than one way to get what you want with a gun, and Hans knew each and every one of them extremely well.

Hans Gruber spends one last night with his lover. This story begins the day before the events of Die Hard, and we get to explore a different side of the villain of the story. A brief warning (shouldn't be a spoiler if you've seen the film)- contains subject matter of death, graphically depicts anxiety/panic attacks and grief, and contains explicit content. The first couple of sections are quite pure- it gets a bit "spicy" in chapter six (vi) but the only explicit content is in chapter seven (vii). You can feel free to skip over that if you'd like :)

{ 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. "𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." } started in march 2017; finished january 2021; word count: 32,205 (TIMELINE ISN'T ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS/MOVIES) Hogwarts, the best wizarding school-no doubt. Any young wizard would be lucky to be enrolled there. Especially you. Don't get me wrong, you're a great student....but not so much in potions. You shouldn't worry though! Professor Snape will help you! ....Just make sure he doesn't find out your secret.

Lyra, a member of the Malfoy family and recent Hogwarts graduate, becomes Severus Snape's assistant at school. The intense affair that develops between them is something that she never expected... (17+)

Severus Snape has an esteemed reputation to maintain, so he often spreads himself too thin. He becomes so overworked that he is assigned an assistant. You're kind and polite, but will not tolerate disrespect...definitely his kind of helper. Soon enough, potions aren't the only thing brewing between the two.