this is 100% satire. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I'M SO BORED ON SUMMER BREAK 😭 (nvm i'm back to school now, meaning slow updates 🙄) READ THE VERY FIRST PART FIRST! DO NOT SKIP IT!! gender neutral reader it's probably a one time thing. who knows?
Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?
donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on
Alex was almost kidnapped by shreck and donkey. Will he her friends be able to save her or will she get filled with oger?
Donald is tired of Melania and wants something more. One day he sees a beautiful sight. A big wall. A uge wall. He falls head over heels instantly. Join Donald on his quest of love where he faces the media's cruel reactions, insane asylums, sassy psychologists, Melania leaving him, and nearly losing his chance at true...
