this is 100% satire. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I'M SO BORED ON SUMMER BREAK 😭 (nvm i'm back to school now, meaning slow updates 🙄) READ THE VERY FIRST PART FIRST! DO NOT SKIP IT!! gender neutral reader it's probably a one time thing. who knows?

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

Motivation to keep you alive 🤤

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok

Just a quick drabble shipping myself with Percy Jackson😍😍