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Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

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A bootylicious Shrek story u will def come to love 4real. No cap. Shrek Shrekians Shreklandia shriek shrook. Most impressive ranking: #4 Farts Started writing when extremely bored between 2019 - 2021. TRIGGER WARNING! probably the worst thing you could possibly read on Wattpad. Maybe? It's very hard to tell. Don't say I didn't warn you. Ehem! Anyways: (Enter sir David Attenborough) ONCE UPON A TIME... You (yes, you!) are an ogre living in the swamps. Being close friends with Donkey, you find yourself interested in his best friend, shrek, the hottest and most badass ogre in your village! And he seems to be interested in you too. He has rejected everyone else. Is he interested in you? Is it even possible for the most charming ogre out there to have you on his mind? Does it matter that he already has a wife and kids? Read and find out. GLUTEN FREE, MIGHT CONTAIN OGRES and pain.

Title: Milk. Pairing: Ryden. Rating: NC-17. Word Count: ~3500. Warnings: Enema, choking, rimjob, BDSM relationship with previously established safewords. Summary: Ryan knows what he has to endure in order to get the reward. Brendon knows that he has to go slowly. "What all these people are doing is not aggressive; they are inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of their body - through the eroticization of the body." (NOT MINE READ AT OWN RISK)