"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦, 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑘𝑒𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘,𝑌/𝑛." Y/n, mostly known as "The Actress", is a special assassin working under the Time Commission since she remembers. Why would she be special? Because she's only sent into very specific assassination jobs, where she is required to put on an act and manipulate her targets to extract information, and then, eventually, their lives. However, the woman with a perfect reputation faces a twist in her emotionless life when she's assigned to the mission of killing Five Hargreeves, the former best assassin of the company who betrayed his superiors and fled into another timeline in hope to save his family from the apocalypse of 2019. The woman, now in a girl's body, has to deal with overwhelming new feelings she desperaly wants to get rid of, and discovers things about herself that she preferred keeping away from her mind. WARNING! This story contains descriptions and mentions of violence, death and other possibly triggering matters. - I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.

"Trust me, beautiful. We'll be fine." | book two | season two | | total word count: 74k |

"Your life is about to get real busy," Five sighed. "Now, rules: Don't talk during meals, the only time we're allowed free time for fun is on Saturdays between noon and half-past noon, always wear your uniform properly, listen to Mom and Dad and Pogo, and lastly, don't fuck shit up." | book one | season one | | total word count: 127k |

❞Tʜɪs ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ,❞ Y/N said suddenly, breaking the quiet. ❞I ᴍᴇᴀɴ... ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴜs, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? Nᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴏʀ... ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ.❞ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ♡ ̆̈ Five hummed, tilting his head slightly as he studied her. Then, ever so slowly, he leaned in just a little, his expression a mixture of soft amusement and something undeniably mischievous. ❞Nᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇs, ʜᴜʜ?❞ His voice was smooth, laced with quiet amusement.. ❞Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴜʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ?❞ Y/N swallowed, her pulse picking up as the space between them seemed to shrink. ❞Y-ʏᴇᴀʜ,❞ she muttered, cursing herself for the slight stutter. ❞Nᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ.❞ Five's smirk deepened, his gaze never leaving hers. ❞Dɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪsʜ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ?❞ he mused, his tone light, but the meaning behind it making her breath hitch. Her eyes widened slightly. ❞I-I ᴏɴʟʏ sᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀs ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.❞ Five chuckled softly, almost victorious. ❞Dɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ?❞ He arched an eyebrow. ‧₊˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ Y/N sighed. ❞Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs, ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ?❞ He let the words hang in the air for a second before finally leaning back, as if deciding to spare her-for now. ❞Wᴇ'ʟʟ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ. Kᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ, ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴜs... ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. Bᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ'ꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ.❞ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ˚☽˚.⋆chapter 31 ‧₊˚ ⋅ ˚☽˚.⋆ [ wrote this for all the brellies traumatized by s4 ] Most Impressive Rankings: #1 in Umbrella #11 in fivexreader #13 in umbrellaacademy #4 in fivehargreeves

❛ my whole sky only craves your star. ❜ book two. ❪ number five x fem.reader ❫

❛ it was always you. ❜ book one. ❪ number five x fem.reader ❫

Just two adults who are stuck in their sixteen year old bodies while mentally another age. Oh, and the world is ending. [five hargreeves x fem!oc] ( season 1 - 4 )

Tigers raised in captivity recognise their caged life as normalcy, but that does not stop them from running once the door is left open. She couldn't have known it, but the second The Handler decided to cross the strings of fate of her two best assassins for the greater good of the company, she had made a mistake. Two teenagers turned killers stuck in time; a girl who's personality is deceptively not as sweet as her name, and a boy with the meanest green eyes she's ever seen who might just be her ticket out. (PUBLISHED FIRST ON AO3 UNDER THE NAME STARRYNIGHT34)

Her life was fated to be disastrous the day she was unexpectedly born. ☂ [all seasons in one book] On the twelfth hour, October 1st, 1989, forty-four women around the world gave birth. In fact, what was so unusual about this incident was these women had not been pregnant prior to that very unpredicted day. This strange phenomenon caught the eye of an adventurer and industrial billionaire, Sir Reginald Hargreeves. So, he located and tracked down some of these peculiar infants. He got eight of them. ☂ ༄ S1: complete ༄ S2: ongoing ༄ S3: n/a ☂ ༄ Disclaimers : I do not possess or gain rightful ownership over any character in this Netflix series. Most of the screenwriting / dialogue is credited towards the creators and cast of TUA (as well as the original inspiration for the show itself, which are the comics by Gerard Way) ☂ [tw: descriptions of violence, cursing, implied mature themes, etc] ♡ 2020-2024 trulette ♡

𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧? in which, it's never too late to fall in love, even with an apocalypse following you. THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY! 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒐𝒄 book cover ! @brainscans @-whistledown / 2022