Steve and Billy's imagines.
Well, I write some stranger things's one shots on Tumblr and I decided to post some here too.
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Let Me Adore You. (Cressi/Lionaldo) (Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi)
Basically Cristiano Ronaldo has a not so secret *nor subtle* crush on his rival Leo Messi. Let the awkward yet still completely adorable flirting ensue. ***** Also I love both Antonella and Georgina so please don't think I don't. :)
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Fools. (Cressi/Lionaldo) (Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi)
Honestly, I wrote this for fun and because why not. Messi and Ronaldo pairings are rare on the Internet and I feel like contributing my two cents. ***** I have a horrible update schedule sorry! :)
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Drako x Reader/OC oneshots 🥵😫🥰
Forgive me for making this. THIS IS A MOCKERY OF ALL THE DRACO X READER FANFICTIONS, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. ALL BAD GRAMMAR/SPELLING IS DONE ON PURPOSE. Bold: Actual A/N Italics: Fake A/N Started: 6th May 2021 Completed: 19th June 2021
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My Fake Boyfriend
He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "r...
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BOB | daddy duncan smut
this is a book inspired by aquateens donald trump fanfic daddy duncans butiful sexi litle hairs on his bald head...how could u resist?!! make luv to daddi duncan this book is basically me trying to get the word count on an essay
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crack oneshots
WARNING THIS IS A JOKE I PROMISE ITS SMUT DONT READ A6D I SWEAR IF YOU FIND THIS DO NOT READ IT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU ALSO IM MAKING THIS INTO A ONESHOTS BOOK ITS A JOKE I PROMISE BUT THERE WILL BE FLUFF
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Soccer and Captains and Hair, Oh My!
Sharon Murphy, a dedicated soccer mom, wants her son to be captain of the children's soccer league, little does she know it's not what her son wants. In high school I had an assignment to write a short story. I had fun with it and made this funny little story poking fun at stereotypical soccer moms. Looking back on it...
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Gordon x reader
getting funky with Gordon ;) credits to fat for writing and taking your time to make this masterpiece, thank you ;)
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Cum Cockpit
a scary rabbit hole paradox happens on a plane and it's very scary and the guy is stuck on the paradox rabbit hole plane. in case if that wasn't clear oh and there's cum jokes so hope you like those. cum on, who wouldn't?
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Periodic Table X Reader
This is for a good friend of mine, but it can be 'enjoyed' by anybody who is INTO the Periodic Table. Enjoy!
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sʜʀᴇᴋ x ʙᴇᴀɴ
Shrek thought fiona was the love of his life until he met a poor stable bean and had some serious thinking to do about what love was and what he wanted to do..
