" Jethro- " " He goes by Gibbs, " " Do I look like I give two shits about what he 'goes by'?" " No Ma'am " " Do not fucking call me that. " " Sorry Miss, " " If you don't smack him I will, although I don't feel like being charged with assaulting a federal agent. "

Here is a guide to the new religion of Duckism! This is taken from the ethereal scripts of Jethro, the original book and translated from Duckish for everyone to understand a And enjoy.

❝ i have green eyes, too, you know. ❞ © -𝐜𝐱𝐥𝐱𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐙𝐙𝐎 𝐍.𝐂.𝐈.𝐒.