Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"

"I don't think you do, Jimin. I'm not who you think I am. I'm ...a boy." [I am currently editing this story and adding more. I will make a note at the begging of the chapter that's been edited. thanks for your patience]

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"