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Sunshine | gaara crack fic by Existential_CrisisTM
Existential_CrisisTM
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His entire life, living in the desert, Gaara believed he would quickly grow sick of sunshine. But when he met him, and saw his blinding smile, he knew sunshine kept him living. Let me give you an image: An uptight, emotionless ball of killing intent with dark glares who scared his own family. Scratch that. Instead, imagine a goofy young boy with no social filter, loved cacti, was gay, and was often called odd or unorthodox by the elders of his village. He had a demon sealed in him that taught him how to swear and tried to help him make friends. He was also the one to facepalm at his vessel's antics. Yeah. That's Gaara. :: Lots of cursing, since Gaara is an odd one and Shukaku isn't a good influence. [Basically a Crack fic, all brain vomit]
👀| bnha x reader crackfic/textfic by Notlazari
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"who the HELL summons a demon to eat their little brother??"⚡ "Me"🦃 "can we get one for my father?'"🔥❄️ "100%"🦃 "I'd like one for myself" "I gotchu" 🦃 Guess who got added to 1.As chatroom? You, silly willy! "I thought it was billy-"⚡ "dumbass"💥 "Behaviour!"🏃 And a few others... "Your SO cute (Y/n)-chan~!" 👱🏻‍♀️ "jee wilikers thanks bud!" "You'd look even cuter in blood~~!"👱🏻‍♀️ "absolutely scrumptious" no art is mine if it is... it's yours now. Enjoy!
Incorrect Naruto Quotes by G-GLITCHTRAP
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We all know this happened, it just wasn't on camera.
The Four Baristas of the Apocalypse (sample) by Reffster
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When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154
𝑃𝑅𝑂𝑇𝑂𝑇𝑌𝑃𝐸 ⚠︎︎ -𝙂.𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙩 by -RIFFV
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𝐺𝑒𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑥 𝐺𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑒𝑢𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟. ☁︎︎ . . ☁︎︎ . ✈︎ ☁︎︎ ☁︎︎ 𝙰𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚋 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎... Well, let's just say your life was pretty normal until you became a test subject for a parasite. We'll leave it at that. An individual that will most likely be the person who will get transported into an anime, or in this case . . . 𝗔 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲
Kitties? Impossible! by WingedSilver
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The Akatsuki find themselves as kittens, who are taken in by a naruto fan and her two oblivious friends. How the hell are they gonna get back home? First edition in the kitties series.
𝐒 𝐀 𝐏 𝐏 𝐇 𝐈 𝐒 𝐌  by stargrrl_lxcii
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Here's a story where a sweet boy has somehow gathered an entire harem for himself. Did he mean to? Probably not. Is he oblivious? Mostly. ----- "My grades are shit and I think I have a harem." "That's rough, buddy." ----- haikyuu males x ftm reader
"ʏɪᴋᴇs" hunter x hunter texting au (discontinued lol) by yozoramel
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゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚✩ ⋆。˚ ✩ ┊ ┊ ┊ ✫ ┊ ┊ ✩ ┊ ⊹ ✯ ✯ "ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʏɪᴋᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ ʙʀᴏ" a hunter x hunter textfic •lowercases intended •you, the reader will be included •there arent enough of these
Copycat (KNY x BNHA reader) [DISCONTINUED] by woopsiedaisies
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"HEY!! GET AWAY FROM TAMAYO-SAMA!" "No❤️" "DONT 'no❤️' ME YOU FU-" ---------- This is a crackfic, and I can't take shit seriously to save my life so um- please don't criticize on how bad I describe quirks- I haven't watched BNHA for a biiiiiit too long 🤩 ------------ ⚠️ •LANGUAGE WARNING •The cover art is not mine •I don't own KNY or BNHA •Cringe shit •Manga spoilers! •SLOW POSTS! ⚠️
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