Y/N is an average person but one day their life takes a turn when they meets a certain bald headed spider. What will happen in this adventure of romance?

Pee pee poo poo 😝

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!

I guess you could say...you fell hard. Don't ask why I decided to make this. It's for all the clumsy people out there *cOUGh* MEE *COugH* and your never ending relationship with the floor.

>:3 Feel my pain.

Have a relationship with the love of your life 🥰 a stone you found in the dirt 🥺💓

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Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)