You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...

Nico DiAngelo is going to Hogwarts this year. It won't exactly be THIS year, but he'll be going. Nico will get the chance to grow up with Harry Potter, and won't really remember what his life was like before he was suddenly three years old again. Nico feels older then he really is as he grows up for the SECOND time, without knowing why he lives with Harry's terrible version of a family. They both are mistreated until one very complicated birthday.....