In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless Charlie Cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes shot and killed. But instead of dying, his life is saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. Charlie and Slimecicle struggle to find a way to work together, all the while finding themselves pulled into the middle of a battle between Villlians and Heros... and finding out just how deep this conflict actually goes. The two of them fight heros, fight villians, fight the societal biases about whos strong and who isnt, fight their own weaknesses together, and even fight the one who gave humanity their powers in the first place. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge.. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- WORD COUNT: 203,836 Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024

jschlatt is a young, moderately attractive guy who just moved to the uk on a student visa and is attending cambridge university. he was prepared for his new life in england and all the changes it would bring. aside from one... the thing schlatt expected least was to fall in love with an english boy.

"What is that?" George walks toward the white mass in the rain. He picks it up, and it looked so much like... A clay doll. What is this? Maybe... It's Magic...? --- Warning: Blob AU with 3 more blobs that isn't in canon storyline. I guess they are OCs? They are just there to make everything cuter lmao Also: If any of the Dream Team gets uncomfortable with this or said that they don't want to be shipped, I will take down this book any any other possible ship books that I own. Best Rankings: #2 tommyinnit #1 magicau #20 dreamnotfound #3 dnf #5 highschoolau #1 slowlove #1 blob 100K on Dec 19 2020!

We all have that little voice in our head that tells us what we can and can't do. But what if you had multiple? !Cover doesn't belong to me!

"Oh my God, I feel it in the air Telephone wires above Are sizzlin' like a snare Honey I'm on fire, I feel it everywhere Nothin' scares me anymore" Jschlatt's quest for extra creamy ranch sauce on a McChicken at 2 AM.

Evil X returns to Hermitcraft, causing chaos to break loose. The smell of impending doom is in the air. The most unexpected things happen... yada yada yada. If this is the vaguest description you've ever read, I'll consider it a success. Note: I do not endorse the shipping of the hermits in real life; I am only shipping their minecraft personas! Also note: The art used for the cover is not mine!! Ships: Grian x Mumbo Cub x scar Impulse x Tango x Zedaph Ren x Doc Jevin x Evil X (...or Xisuma)

~~Sequel to An Old Friend, read that first if you haven't already~~ Hermitcraft has been mostly peaceful for Grian and Mumbo since the incident with Sam. Both hermits want to leave what happened in the past and live their lives fully. But when the peace ends abruptly, this time Grian seems to be the only one affected. NOT A SHIP PURELY PLATONIC //Cover art is not mine. If you know the artist please tell me and I will credit them\\

~~Third book in series like title says! Read first 2 first please!~~ Sam is dead, for real this time. And yet, some Hermits seem to be missing. Who could be responsible for this, and who is next to go missing? (Cover Art Not Mine! All credit goes to @mint-mayhem on Tumblr plz go check them out they have super good art. also I got permission from them to use their art btw. don't steal art!)

Grian has escaped his horrible high school years, finally happy away from Sam in Hermitcraft. One day, Mumbo goes missing, and Grian finds out that an old friend of his might have to do with it. (I use Grumbo purely PLATONICALLY. Also, the cover art is not mine.)

Grian and Mumbo were good friends. They hang out together and enjoy each other's company. But what they don't know is something developing inside. Their greatest desire is not what they actually looking for. It is beyond expectations yet too vague to be known. They both denied it at first and didn't acknowledge it. But what will happen if they realize that they are both wrong in the first place? What if they are more than just friends? Note: credits to the owner of the picture... give me some time to make my own ✎ᝰ┆05.29.20