Daily entries into the life of Severus Snape, Potions Master at Hogwarts.

INCOMPLETE What if Harry Potter was completely different? What if Dumbledore was a gangster? What if Dudley joined Harry on his adventures at Hogwarts? What if Fred and George were super smart? Well this is what happens in my version of Harry Potter...

During her 7th year at Hogwarts, Hermione is intrigued right from the start by the new Astronomy teacher, Professor John Smith. This strange man has captured all her attention and she seems to have done the same to him. As the year goes by, talking to someone on a more intellectual level becomes something of a drug for her. Letters from Ron become less frequent and conversation with John are more often. The student-teacher wall falls to allow a great friendship to form. But Hermione’s feelings are much more than that. She is falling for the wizard with the metal wand. But an affair isn’t the only thing happening is the castle. Strange things are happening to Hermione that even her great mind cannot explain.

A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION BOOK ONE ❝Lucy wasn't sure of many things. She wasn't sure exactly when she'd discovered she was a witch. She wasn't sure what made her eyes so green. She wasn't sure as to how her father put up with rowdy students all day everyday. Hell, she wasn't even sure as to who he mother was. But she was sure that Fred Weasley loved her.❞ Lucy Snape is the daughter of the formidable Potions Master, Severus Snape, and is in her fifth year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This is the very same year that her best friend Fred Weasley will have his last. As he and George's final days of schooling draw to a close he desperately wants to ensure Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is ready to go. With help from someone they least expected to be willing, Fred finds himself suddenly captivated by the girl he's been 'just friends' with for so long. FIND THE SEQUEL ON MY PROFILE: I'm in Love with Lucy Snape, But I'm a Weasley!

A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION THE FIRST BOOK IN THE LUCY SNAPE SERIES ❝Will you stay with me?❞ There was silence. ❝Always.❞ Meet Lucy, she's eleven years of age and has been roaming the streets without a place to call home since she was five. That is until a mysterious man named Severus Snape comes along and unexpectedly changes her fate. She is whisked off to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and learns what it really means to be a witch and that there are others like her in the world. But amongst fascinating education and the beginning of friendships, the discovery of the Tale of the Knights in a seemingly mundane History of Magic lesson may just prove to be something more than a myth. Will Lucy's research into this long forgotten element of history change not only her future but the world? First Written: Age 12 First Edit: Age 15 Current Edited Version: Age 20

~Book two~ Sequel to 'i'm in love with Fred Weasley but i'm Snape's daughter!' (Original title of this book: I am/ was in love with Fred Weasley, but I'm Snape's daughter?) Lucy feels pressured now, Fred isn't with her and she has to face Hogwarts with only a few of her friends because they have either left or they're parents won't allow them to go to Hogwarts. As her dad is the headmaster of Hogwarts she feels hurt that he killed Dumbledore until he explains to her the truth. Will Lucy get back with Fred?

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P