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[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom by AwesomelyBlaze
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Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?
Teenager Posts by dafluffyunicorn
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The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
Naughty Little Joke Book by jewel1307
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Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.
You just realised. by Sherlocked_x
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Because the world cannot get enough sarcasm.
Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️ by genie_us
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(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.
Confessions of a Sherlockian by Captain_Crossover
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A list of all the weird things I think and do because of Sherlock. Thanks, Moffat and Gatiss! If you have a Sherlock-inspired thing that you do that isn't on the list, tell me in the comments and I'll make a new list for other people's confessions.
100 Ways To Annoy Your Friends! by ImInTheTARDIS12345
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The title says it all! By the way, if you do want to do this kind of stuff, please do it at your own risk because I do not want to be blamed for broken friendships. Enjoy!
Team Enigma: Book of Randomness by TeamEnigma
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1000 Ways To Annoy People by AvidAuthor4
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Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA
Kickass One Liners! by Sherlocked_x
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One liners are short jokes or remarks. Here's a collection of awesomeness and kickass-ness . Also look out for the multimedia relating to the one liners. Enjoy :") ~ Saph