A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Hello my name is Sherlock Holmes, I am going to tell you what I think of you. All you have to do is tell me what your like, what you think of yourself and what other people say about you ect. Ect

Willow James considers herself normal... Well, other than being intelligently intelligent and having an IQ of 170. And being so very famous in her college. And amazingly beautiful. She doesn't like anybody else, or LOVES for that matter, until Matt Smith- a celebrity- comes along and makes her fall in love.

A rant book by moi. {Have fun reading and don't get offended.} [off topic is love, off topic is life]

Amelia Watson is a thunderstorm, and her temper a wildfire. Sherlock Holmes is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, his mind a place very few people can understand. Who'd have thought the two would have anything in common? It isn't easy to capture Sherlock Holmes' attention, so what does Amelia have that caught Sherlock's eye from the start? She always believed herself to be nothing but ordinary, but Sherlock Holmes disagrees. The game is on, and Amelia quickly finds herself swept up in the thrill of the chase--something she'd spent the last few years desperately trying to avoid. When an old enemy returns and threatens the one person she loves the most, Amelia finds her loyalties put to the test. The stakes are high in a game of life and death, and to win, Amelia must accept her fate. But how do you go from ordinary to brilliant? BOOK ONE IN THE INCANDESCENT TRILOGY ~Reviews~ "You have no idea how dedicated I was to reading this, I spent all night reading and I never do that for books, this book is truly my favorite book on Wattpad right now." -desperatelyx "I really love your story!" "...I love your book! I can't wait for more!" -GINALEXY1 "This is brilliant!" "This is good!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!" -Renner_Addict135 "This is so good!" -call_me_bea "I love this story so much! It's amazing :D" -katemaya14 "It's amazing! Well thought." -AnikaMyers "This is such an addictive story!" -DevilsWear_Westwood "Love, love, love this story!" -PineHoultBatch "...It's too much on my heart..." -Brightsidelsr

Tove Ginger has never been one to fit in. She considers herself a naught, she's not important. She has no means whatsoever to move from Norway to Britain, but her mum, who left her father when Tove was 1, passes away in a heart beat- or no heartbeat, that is. Tove's mum has a heart attack, leaving her to her father, a famous author, who just might forget about her. Getting used to the town of London. Once settled, she decides to go to a nearby shop and pretend to be British, when a woman is supposedly trying to kill a man-- her father. Tove decides to call the police, and they hire a "private investigator"(which she learns is actually a consulting detective-the only one too) for her. She'll have a few problems with him, though. Alot of problems.

Everyone has heard of the great Sherlock Homes, some may have even heard of his brother Mycroft, but no-one knows about Adriana, I am Eliza, Adriana was my mother, now at 15 and my mother gone I am searching for my family, as which Sherlock is a great part of. And of course, what isn't a good Sherlock story without a crime to solve? DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the rights of the Sherlock Holmes books with all credit going to the publishers of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

This is no Doctor Who fanfiction, but a Doctor Who behind the scenes fanfiction. Cadence Hill is an inspiring actress who hasn't had a real role in forever. But everything changes when she lands the role of the Doctor's new companion in her favorite show, Doctor Who! But just like her character, she seems to have a liking for the Doctor - or more like the actor playing the Doctor, Matthew Robert Smith. But things aren't as simple as boy meets girl and boom, love. Of course, that would be a terrible story! Matt is happily in a long term relationship with Daisy Lowe and Arthur - aka Rory - seems to be rather fond of the new actress on set.

Jessie is a massive doctor who fan, and a wannabe actress, she loves Matt Smith, and has a crush on him. This is her story of how she climbed to get her dreams