STOP eating pigs.. thanks..... (Was a cringe story called |constant thoughts| but is much cooler now due to renovations) Enjoy monstrosity.

"𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺, 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺?" "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨? 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆." "𝐿𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑!" Started: 9/14/20 Completed: 9/4/21 50k reads 12/11/20! 100k reads 1/29/21! 150k reads 3/22/21! 200k reads 5/30/21! 250k reads 8/4/21! 300k reads 5/31/22! highest rankings: #1 in #chooseyourownadventure: [ multiple dates!!! ] 1k votes 11/13/20! 10k votes 8/26/21! 11k votes 11/22/21! A Choose Your Own Adventure Story (Various SMP Members x Female Reader)

A college AU of Sapnap and You, Y/N! Honestly this was supposed to be written as a joke but here I am taking this seriously LMAO There's no romance nor smut in this dont be a weirdo. Also I doubt cowboy man would actually see this but if he does I'm kicking his ass (Cover drawn by me pogchamp!!!) (The title's a joke too. Shoutout to Wilbur)

In the Kingdom of South lived a princess and a Bandit. The bandit went by the name of Dream and lead a group of misfits, that group only consisting of two other people. They were well known throughout the Kingdom of the South for stealing things, from food to valuables that they could trade for money. One day Dream decided what better valuable to steal other than the crown. OK WARNING there will be swearing and dark themes! Art isn't mine and if it is then I'll tell you! Ok enjoy~

this is a sapnap x reader i wrote this a long time ago

Ｌｏａｄｉｎｇ．．． 𝐻𝒶𝒽𝒶 𝐵𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽! 𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃𝓁𝑜𝒶𝒹𝑒𝒹 ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕞𝕦𝕥! ℂ𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 (𝕆𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖) 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕒 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 Y/N stared at their phone, their life long dream was in the small box staring back at them. Tommyinnit had finally recognized them.

Mr. Beast has invited you and the people on the Dream SMP to come and attend his hotel party for a week

(art isnt mine on the cover!) discontinued lol

clay is a prince, yn is a maid. need i say more? dream smp war au set in realistic minecraft, set in the same universe as my soldier. kinda like a prologue/precursor to that story but it's most definitely not necessary to read one to understand the other dw babes. gonna have some spicy scenes in it, im not sure how explicit im gonna go but it's definitely gonna be hotter and heavier than what i've posted before. also trying out something new with the writing so we'll see how it goes :) enjoy!

𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 ~~~~ DISCONTINUED!¡! i keep this up for nostalgia 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒: 𝐒𝐇𝐄/𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘