Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Rogue has been captured by Weapon X and Gambit takes it upon himself to rescue her. Making their way back home will strain their relationship and maybe, bring them closer to each other. X-Men Evolution fic, set after season 4. AN: When Remy charges something in Evolution it glows golden, not magenta, so that's how I describe his powers in this fic.

"Even before the Peacekeepers came to his office that morning, he knew he was in trouble. Deep trouble." In the aftermath of the 74th Hunger Games, not only Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen find themselves on the President's hit list. The Head Gamemaker's name has made the list too. And now Seneca Crane will pay for his mistakes. A short hunger games fan fiction **Made from the movie's portrayal of the execution, NOT the book.

Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a choice: become a hero or stay a villain? *** The boy played with the flat brim of the cap in his hands and looked around the room. He sat back in his chair, trying to look casual, but the heel of his hi-top sneaker drummed rapidly on the concrete floor. Regan sat opposite him with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her tartan skirt. She watched him without a word and brushed a strand of blue-dyed hair behind her ear. Somehow this seemed to unsettle him more. 'Calm down,' she said. 'It's just murder.' *** Author's Note: Darkness Girl: Trickster God is represented by Louise Fury from The Bent Agency. P.S. The epic cover was made by Paul Kopetko (you can stalk him at paulkopetko.com). Enjoy!

In an effort to live a bolder and braver life, Everly Rowan begins following the "10 Easy Steps of the Morris Method of Creative Risk-taking". Over the next few weeks she visits a karaoke bar, a punk hairstylist, a bible-thumping church, and a skydiving drop zone. She breaks off her engagement to her fiance, clobbers a policeman with her shoe, and stands up to her sister in a showdown over fried squid. Just as she is beginning to question the wisdom of her actions, the author of the self-help book, Dr. Lana Morris, comes to town for a 'Dare to be Great' weekend retreat. The events that unfold there give Everly a new understanding of the nature of courage... and love.

(The Trilogy is now complete) This novel was written in 2011 when I was 15 - I'm slowly editing but please forgive misspells , plot holes etc. Any similarities APK has to any other Wattpad series, especially those written after 2011 are purely coincidental. My writing is mine and mine alone! Winner of the Adventure category and Best Hero in the Watty Awards 2011. All Rights Reserved. ___________________ It is Dangerous to deal with Pirates. Circe's Father has always told her so. So when a mysterious shadowy figure with gold and silver eyes appears on her balcony and attempts to steal her away the first thing that she wonders is why? Why does this mysterious stranger seem to know her more than she knows herself with just one look? Why does her Father pity Pirates? And why does she feel a strange pull towards the sea? Two years will go by before she finds the answers she is looking for, by then Circe is certain that the Pirate will have forgotten all about her and the promise he made and sealed, with a stolen kiss. Unfortunatly there is still one other thing she needs to learn. A Pirate never forgets. Join Circe on her journey for truth as she discovers a world of lands and beings that she never believed to exist. Will she find all the answers that she is looking for? Or is something dark and deadly coming her way, determined that she should never for fill her true destiny.

Happily Ever After is a lie. A big fat lie. No one lives happily ever after. No one. Not Cinderella, not Snow White, not Belle, not Little Red Riding Hood. The Enchanted Forest is full of blood thirsty mutators, hungry giants, power corrupted witches and invisible figments. Grimm is a mess of crime and oppression, and it's even worse for the women. Even the village of Sleepy Hollow has it's demons. Little Red Riding Hood (no longer little), a 'recovering' alcoholic and one of the most successful female Monster Hunters in history, grieving the death of her partner and lover, Jack, sets out on a mission of vengeance against his killer. A man that has been trying to end her life since she went to her grandmothers all those years ago. The Big Bad Wolf.

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.

Vaughan Witwickey is a music lover. Listens to any kind of music she can get her hands on. When she creates a brand new genre, Dubstep, her name spreads throughout the world as a music revolutionary. Although she feels her favourite hobby won't do her any good. So she decides to work along side her cousin and uncle as Oil Rig Workers in Mission City, U.S.A. But what happens when transforming alien robots invade? How can she fight back with music? Only one way to find out! Special thanks to @MoxieAfterMath for making this cover! Start reading for a better description! DESCLAIMER: Clarifying that this fic is set during the present day, not the 80's like the cartoon.