Kermit x reader

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Thanos x Barney

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

Old man x barney

Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22

lord farq x thomas the train

so um. i was like dead as high as hell off water when i came up with this so um... here it is? why do i write this shit...

|Dream x Thomas the train|

One day, Dream gets notified that a new person texted him on twitter. He decided to check it out as the person seemed, interesting~ [THINGYS!] -no r@p3 -smut (warnings when happining and over with breed explanation) -plottwists -weird plot -s3xu@l scenes -k! Nks -no sencoring in smut parts,but slight sencoring in n...

Shrek x Reader

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Lord gargamel x reader

Sexy

Sonic the Hedgehog in Frozen

You may know his name, but you do not know the legend. Fourteen years before Elsa is crowned Queen of Arendelle, a young hedgehog is found near the palace gates, and Anna's parents allow him to be Anna and Elsa's young brother. When he turns 5 years old, a new power is found within him, one that involves him running...