***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks. Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong? COMPLETED

Billford anyone? All aboard the fanfic train CHOO CHOO! P.s: this story is TOTAL NONSENSE and gets more stupid as it goes through. Also I don't know how to finish this but it's not really got a plot it's just insane. Also this story swears.

Hoenn has trumpets.