The misadventures of a Main Character [Complete]

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travellin...

Billford spoof

Billford anyone? All aboard the fanfic train CHOO CHOO! P.s: this story is TOTAL NONSENSE and gets more stupid as it goes through. Also I don't know how to finish this but it's not really got a plot it's just insane. Also this story swears.

ORAS Randomness

Hoenn has trumpets.