Hey!! so people like me?? huh that's strange as fuck I'm supposed to be an asshole! I am an asshole! Anyways hi it's me SCM!! Well not really I'm just a fictive in a system because DID/OSDD is kind of a bitch! anyways I'm fronting and I saw that people genuinely like, wanted to be with me? I mean I'm hot yeah but.. y'know? So fuck it have your perfect fantasy of me liking you despite the fact you're a creep or you're also neurodivergent and your brain clung to me because of my fucking disgusting amount of confidence and the fact im a character made for satire so obviously I'm fucking funny!! - 🖕🏻/Suction Cup Man

because yes

People are disappearing without a trace and it's up to some Jackbox hosts new and old to figure out what is going on. (Character designs are not mine, they were done by Alannaartroid. Seriously, go check her out on deviantart and tumblr, she's amazing.) I hope you enjoy!

schmitty gets his feelings about cookie off his chest once he knows nobody else will hear him. so yea i havent written fanfic in a long long time mostly bc i havent had story ideas for a long long time