Ahhh I Deal With These Every Day Of My Life--

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A group of one-shots (and I guess two-shots) about Homestuck! There is cursing, minor violence, and death. And especially fluff. I have removed my lemons because I got uncomfy. Requests are closed forever Disclaimer: All characters belong to Andrew Hussie, the creater of Homestuck. You belong to you (or me. Sell your soul for fanfiction bro.) Warning, quite a few of these contain cursing, self harm, sad material, sexual content (I have removed the lemons), as well as homosexuality.

You never thought it would be like this. Of all the trolls your could have picked, it had to be him. But maybe this isn't too bad? Gamzee Makara is a highblood and has done the most horrible crime known to Alternia. He has fallen in love with a lowblood.

You're the new girl at Alternia High. With a horse-obsessed principal and popular girls bossing you around, you don't know how long you'll survive here. I do not own the characters, they belong to Andrew Hussie. Except the OCs and reader. [22 Chapters! A lot of the parts are just A/Ns.]

•These are mostly x readers, although you may find some little malexmale or femalexfemale. •I don't own Homestuck, or any of the fanarts or pictures. •I only own the book, the graphical design in the cover and the ideas in each part! :) •Enjoy! ❤️😊 11. July 2018 › #21 in homestuck 28. October 2018 › #20 in homestuck 1. January 2019 › #10 in homestuck 16. February 2019 › #3 in stuck 14. March 2019 › #1 in homestuck 🎉

You are,ironically, the loser of the school. Never noticed, picked on, what else is there? Dave Strider is the most popular and cutest boy in the school. What happens when you two are paired with a project together?

Basically everyone from Homestuck... DISCONTINUED CAUSE I'M A LAZY ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T GO ON WATTPAD ANYMORE

Your name is Sollux Captor. You are rude, easily annoyed, and when you speak you mangle words with your lisp. You code programs to annoy your friend and get migraines that feel as if God himself has ripped into your skull. You are uncomfortable around people, and you're shit in relationships. Yet somehow, you found yourself tangled up in one with the biggest asshole on the planet. You rather like this. Your name is Eridan Ampora. You are judgemental, privileged, and trip overs the letters v and w. You desperately search for a stable relationship, only to find heartbreak waiting around every corner. You have no people skills, and are absolutely certain that true love is some made up fairy tale that doesn't exist. But when one smartass shoves his way into your life, you realize that maybe you were wrong about true love.

I WonDeR whAt ThIs Is AbOut