Yandere!Demon Slayer x Fem!Reader (Y/N) didn't ask for a second life; she asked for a refund and a better pilot. One minute, she was the only heiress of a multi million tech firm, lounging in the plush velvet seat of her family's private jet with a chilled matcha and a designer shopping bag. The next, a freak engine failure turned her luxury flight into a one-way ticket to heaven...or hell... or maybe the 1900s. Now, she's stuck in the mud-caked, charcoal-scented pits of the Taisho era-a world with zero Wi-Fi, "vintage" fashion that's just plain old, and monsters that clearly haven't heard of personal space. Most people would be terrified of the man-eating demons lurking in the woods, but (Y/N) is more offended by the "tragic" lack of high-end skincare. She's a pink-obsessed, pampered menace who's more likely to demand a manager than scream for mercy. But there's a reason (Y/N) hasn't been ripped to shreds yet. To a demon, she smells like the most intoxicating, sugar-spun nectar in existence-a scent so addictive it makes even the strongest Upper Moons lose their composure. The catch? Her blood is essentially a biological prank. It has the same properties as wisteria, meaning she is physically impossible to eat. One bite doesn't just taste bad-it kills them instantly. Since they can't consume her, they've decided to hoard her instead. To the Slayers, she's an infuriating "miracle" who needs to be locked in a golden cage for her own protection. To the demons, she's a holy relic to be worshipped, and kept as a living doll in a palace of shadows. Now who will be able to capture her is the real mystery.

𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗝𝘂𝗷𝘂𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗞𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 (Y/n) woke up in 𝙅𝙪𝙟𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣-and she knows exactly how it ends. The deaths. The disasters. The countdown to the Shibuya Incident. So her plan is simple: save money, leave Japan, and avoid the plot. 𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙄𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙞 𝙔𝙪𝙟𝙞. Jujutsu Kaisen belongs to Gege Akutami. English is not my first language. None of the pictures I use in this story belongs to me.

Petunia falls and gets some sense knocked into her. Now armed with the memories of her last life she tackles this one with new gusto. Just one problem, she's read so many fanfictions that she can't quite remember what's cannon and what isn't. Sure she knows the basics but that's about it. All well, she'll figure it out. First things first, time to make some money by selling stories! What do you mean she can't, she'd only eleven? Na, she was in university last life. Nothing like sending your work in under a pen name... or three... Surely no body will find out she's the author of not one, not two, but three successful romance series. Surely... *Smirks* Translations: Spanish- https://www.wattpad.com/story/374388593-caza-de-brujas-reencarnada-en-petunia-evans Indonesian- https://www.wattpad.com/1553165519-witch-hunt-reincarnated-as-petunia-evans-indonesia We now have a discord!! https://discord.gg/hJ4NjRZrXv Loosely inspired by the anime 'My Next Life As a Villainess' Petunia x Severus Lily x Remus