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"Free me and I will save you," he promised. ~*~*~*~*~ A Pirate in peril... Pirate Justin O'Shea is finally captured by his enemy, he had no choice but to sit and wait for his men to come to his aid. But, when his captor decides to bring aboard captives from another raided ship, he is stunned by the beautiful young girl that is willing to set him free. An exquisite Treasure to be had.... Tempest Whitwell, the young daughter of an admiral is finally returning to London from the Carribean. But, when her fathers ship is raided by ruthless pirates she is taken captive. Now aboard the Dead Nave, she's mystified by the man chained to the ships mast. A prisoner she befriends and later frees. Never trust a pirate.... Her sweet, trusting nature lands her in an impossible scrape. After freeing the captive that promised to help her, she suddenly finds herself the prisoner of the pirate "The Black Scourge", the irresistible Justin O'Shae. An undeniable attraction forms between them. One he must deny to protect her. Caught between his loyalty to the sea, a dreadful past and the forbidden desire for the young impetuous beauty, he knows she is not safe by his side and reluctantly returns her to her family. Now tormented with his forbidden desire he vows that she will be his. But betrayal, revenge, misunderstanding, heartache and fierce love are soon to follow. It's a love as temperamental as the sea where it all began and he would weather any storm to have her.

Where to read: Ebook (9.99) and PAPERBACK (19.99) on Amazon 'Twin Dragons: Dragon's Shadow' I recommend searching CSW1995 to find all my books. OR The Galatea App! Storm carries a heavy soul drowned in murder, lust and violence. Silver emits a light innocent warmth, that radiates from her untouched, sweet soul. Two Dragons. Two Mates. One hungry for darkness and one surrounded by purity. When they clash together for the first time, Silver's natural radiance is in danger of being tarnished and corrupted. Storm isn't safe either. He's in danger of the one thing he loathes the most.The very thing that he will try to avoid at any cost; falling for another. Storm has been there before and the only thing love has ever given him is blood on his hands. If Silver isn't careful, she will meet the same fate as the rest of the Lost Horde. She'll have to be his shadow, but that doesn't mean he won't see her true intentions. Treading lightly doesn't guarantee safety under his wing. It's a gamble for love or loneliness and Storm may never be able to seperate one from the other. Unless Silver can teach him otherwise. *M/F* [BDSM]

A squad of genetically engineered super soldiers - known as Ultimas - fall in love with a girl who's designed to match them in every way possible. WARNING: A reverse harem set in post-apocalyptic dystopia, with intense BDSM themes. [18+ ONLY]

Jeanie's been dumped; Seven times in seven years. In an attempt to redeem herself and get back at the male specie for their cruelty, Jeanie and best friend Stacy make a pact swearing to break as many hearts as is possible in the next seven years. Fast forward five years and Jeanie is still single and stuck with two jobs she hates; pizza delivery and house sitting. What happens when Jeanie is called upon to watch over the home of Bernard, a rising fashion designer, but somehow manages to get drunk and convince a reporter that she's engaged to Bernard; a news that is now making headlines everywhere? * Bernard, a struggling fashion designer must fight to prove his worth to the rest of the world. Unfortunately, the only way to do that is to hire his insubordinate house sitter to act as his fiancee long enough to get his designs displayed in Paris Fashion Week. But as the weeks leading to Fashion Week progresses, he is shocked to find that not only has Jeanie managed to work her way into his life, she has succeeded in working her way into his heart as well.

Know your daughters. When young Lady Anne Macleod runs off with her true love, the handsome young falconer, Kirk Buchanan, she inadvertently sets off a chain of events that turns her young daughter, Cordaella, into a pawn between wealthy lords locked in a game of power, wealth, and greed. At age nine, Cordaella is forcibly taken from her Highland home, and given to her uncle. Once there, Codaella learns the truth. She is the heiress to the Macleod fortune, to the dismay of many of her family members. Thrust into an uncomfortable new life in England with her uncle, the Earl of Derby, she is unaware that she's being groomed for a marriage to a Castilian duke who cares nothing for her and everything for her dowry... Will Cordaella continue to act as a pawn in her family's games or will she seize her own destiny?

Trinity Academy is a school with it all. Amazing facilities. The good, the bad and the ugly teachers. Mean girls. Hot boys. And of course drama. This is Irene's story, a girl with family drama and whole lot of school drama. Note: This is a Nigerian themed book so there will be Nigerian words in it, don't worry translations are always provided. Book cover: done by me.

Henrietta serves the riches and cruelest man in all of Theodosia. After having lost his wife during child birth he retreats from the world and Henrietta is left to fulfill her mistress last wish. As the years go by, Calvin soon realizes that a maid has been a mother figure to his son. Angered and ashamed, Calvin opens the doors of his Manor to seek a proper mother for young Henry. He seeks to rid himself of Henrietta, but soon he will realize how much he really needs her.

Just read the prologue, my dudes. Contains mature content and mental BDSM, 18+.

Rebel Simmons was just a girl who was dealt a shitty hand in the game of life. Despite her harsh and abusive upbringing, she worked hard, and studied harder. With an IQ of 252. she's a certified genius and is working towards her Masters Degree in Computer Engineering and Computer Science at Stanford University. When tough times hit and she's desperate for money, she steals $5 Million from an offshore bank account. Little did she know she was stealing from the most ruthless Mafia Boss in the world: Dante Vino. • MATURE THEMES 18+ • Cover designed by Holly Thurston