After walking into Shrek's swamp by mistake a girl writes a diary of her concerns leading up to Shrek's attack.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Better out then in I always say