"What are you doing?" "What does it look like?" "It looks like you're putting eggplants in a pile outside my room." "That's exactly what I'm doing." ~ Venus Jordan hasn't been to school with her twin, Lee, in years - and Ilvermorny just isn't as fun without him. When Lee suggests she finally comes to Hogwarts, she agrees - but she has no idea what's coming. What happens when you mix the Jordan twins, fifteen eggplants, hidden powers, and the Weasley twins together? Chaos, that's what. ~ NOTE: Begins during Prisoner of Azkaban. CONTAINS SWEARING, MODERATE VIOLENCE, AND SOME SEXUAL SCENES *UNEDITED*