Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

This hypersensitive, overly offended culture we all live in is pretty annoying, and I, along with 81% of Americans are honestly quite fed up with this. Far too often it seems that the most sensitive, offended fruitcakes are the ones with the loudest voices. So, how do we stop this cesspool of crybabies?

dada gru 🙈😍💋

Disclaimer: This story contains most adult themes that are claimed 18+ content. For mature audiences only. ──── ♡⚪︎♡ ──── Draco is Harry's professor in college. Harry is 17, and Draco is 22. It does not take place at Hogwarts, therefor there is no magic. Basically, they're muggles. Draco has a Daddy Kink, and every day, he would notice that Harry acts a different way around him, but he would never say anything. ──── ♡⚪︎♡ ──── (𝘙𝘦)𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 [8.5.19] 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 [8.5.19] (𝖱𝖾)𝘗𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 [8.5.19]