Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

- because this moment simply is -

Anakin Skywalker has turned to the Dark Side. Padmae is having her child. One child, Luke. Then a second, Leia. Then, unexpected to everyone, a third, Lili. Obi-Wan hides Luke, and a senator adopts Leia. They agree that Lili must be hidden with especial care. The infant is taken on a journey that none dare to take - beyond the Outer Rim, then outside the galaxy. She is left in the care of an orphanage, where she lives, shunned by the others, for fourteen years. But two days after she turns fourteen, a strange man in black comes to visit her. He takes her on board his ship, tells her that she is his daughter, and tells her that she must learn to agree with the emperor and his ways. But Lili does not. After facing the emperor and his wrath, her determination grows stronger. She learns the ways of the Force from Darth Vader, and later uses her knowledge to help the rebels....