The story of shrek and his love life. full of raw emotion, romance and betrayal. don't forget to bring tissues and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime. 🥺💅 Collaboration with @naotxsei Cover by @zhonglisphatdumpy

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

I'm sorry